what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What rhymes with milk...milf

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Guess what? I like trains.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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