Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Anti Joke

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