My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Anti Joke

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