- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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