- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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