- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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