- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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