- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Robin, get in the car!

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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