haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Boys and girls, I only have a few seconds left, and I am going to take these few seconds and teach you.... the longest story in the Universe! You may think this show is all fun and games, but you are in school! And this is an educational program! And there will be a test! And you will be graded on that test! And that grade will go on your permanent record! And your permanent record will follow you around for the rest of your life!!! So, you better pay attention. It goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. And it goes like this: (pause) It was a dark and stormy night. All the robbers were sitting around in the cave And the Chief of all the robbers, turned to his second in command, and said "Jake, tell us a story." And Jake said "All right, boss, I will. 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