- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Dead girls can't say no.

One, two, three, four and five

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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