- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

hashtags suck balls

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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