What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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