- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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