- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

How you know when dislextic

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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