- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

If you are reading this you are a nerd

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

civil rights

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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