A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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