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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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