- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

you dint have to be a jew matt

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

i saw amango it splootered

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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