A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the new green? Green

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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