Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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