Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Do you play piano? No

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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