- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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