Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What do I hate? people

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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