How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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