Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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angelo snyder is not ga

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Eric is gay Ha

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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