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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Andoni was here

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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