- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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