Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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Rylan Clark

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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tea with milk?

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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