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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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