- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

whats brown and sticky a stick

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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