there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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