A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Matt is a Duster!

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

this website is a bad joke

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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