hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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