How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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penis in the camel

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Whats two plus two Four!

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Anti Joke

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