- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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