- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

quantum physics?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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