- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Chris is hairy

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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