- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Happy Monday!

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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