- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A drunk guy walks into a car

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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