- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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