- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

an emo girl walked into a white room

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

the power to turn magnetism into light

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Maths.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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