- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

All of these jokes are about white people

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