A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Smelly Indians.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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