- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Yes

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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