- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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