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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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