Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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