- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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