What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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A fat guy!

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

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