What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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