- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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