How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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