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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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