- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Women's rights.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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