Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Women's rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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