- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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