What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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