- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Tunechi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Apple hates Blackberry.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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