- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

"Knock knock..." "come in"

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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