- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Massie is a fatass

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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