- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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