- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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