What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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The global news

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

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