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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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