- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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