What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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