LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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