- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Apple hates Blackberry.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!