Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

thumb_up thumb_down -21

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

thumb_up thumb_down -21

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops