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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

You should read the Terms of Service.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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