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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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