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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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