Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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