- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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