do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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