- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Women's rights

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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