- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Communism hehe xd

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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