- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

salad days!

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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