- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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