roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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