Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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