- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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