- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

I'm homeless.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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