- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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