- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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