- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Massie is a fatass

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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