- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

dyslexics of the world untie!

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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