What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

It's all Taggart

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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