What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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