- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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