A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

God is real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

antonio has a penis head.lol

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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