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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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