- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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