- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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