- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

the economy.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

WNBA

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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