- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

whats black and strange a paki

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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