What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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