A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Anti Joke

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