a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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