- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How old are you? 7

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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