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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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