Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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good looking women

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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