So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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