Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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