- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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