- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Weaner

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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