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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

The child was fired from his job.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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