I will create more jobs for americans

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Poop...

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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