What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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