- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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