- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A man penetrates another man.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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