- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Roses are red, yup.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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