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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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