Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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