Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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