How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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