Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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