- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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