- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why didn't he finish his

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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