- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what did one computer say to the other .........

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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