your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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