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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

where's mom I killed her

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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