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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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