I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

this website is a bad joke

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

whats a joke

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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