One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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