Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Anti Joke

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