A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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