- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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