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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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