- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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