What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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stinky boner

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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