- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

a black man walks out of popeyes

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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