- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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