- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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