- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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