Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Your mums a potato

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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