whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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