roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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