Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

So a bar walks into a man...

Knock Knock No solicitors

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why did the old man die? He was old.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Female Orgasms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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