Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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