- Anti Joke

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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