- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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