- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

LeBron in the fourth quarter

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