- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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