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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Allah walked into AK Bar

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Cripples are lame.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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