So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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