- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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