- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

whats green and slimy? green slim

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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