- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How old are you? 7

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka