A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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