Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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