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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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