What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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