- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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