Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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