Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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