what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Your big dick.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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