- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

roses are red poo is poo

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How old are you? 7

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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