- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Women's rights.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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