A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Guest what in the butt

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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