- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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