What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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no rasist joks

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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