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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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