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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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