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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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