What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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