- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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