What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

God is real.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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