- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

God is real.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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