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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Ben Corbishley

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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