- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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