- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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