- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Whats the defination of cruelty

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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