What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

An Asian with a big dick.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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