Cripples are lame.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Tony Romo

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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