- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't he finish his

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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