what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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