A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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