Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Anti Joke

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