- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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