- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Cripples are lame.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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