What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Dwarf Shortage

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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