- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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